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This was too good to not share. Apparently some dude that was not quite right in the head (just a guess?) broke into some homes in Fresno. That in and of itself is not strange. I do it all the time…who isn’t up for a little B&E once in awhile? Where this differs from your harmless Friday night smash and grab – this gentleman covered the sleeping homeowners with some seasonings, and then slapped them around with a sausage a bit before fleeing the homes. I shit you not.
Here are some priceless quotes:
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying “Pappy’s Seasoning” to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
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Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
The full story can be read here.
And…in case that page disappears you can read the entire story below by after the split.
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