Hey! I haven’t had any time to post here lately. The wife was told that she’ll be losing her job sometime between now and January, so I’ve been working extra hard on my gay day job to see if we can save up some extra money. Unfortunately, car repairs ate up what little we had saved. Damn bloody cars…maybe I’ll buy a scooter or a segway or something.

Anyways…I spotted this the other day and thought it was pretty cool:

See the FREE ALLIGATOR REMOVAL sign? That seems like a really great deal. I bet they do it for free because they can use them to make shoes and other alligatory stuff.

I *think* this is actually a joke however, because we live in RI, and I haven’t seen an alligator in these here parts for quite some time. (We did see a coyote walk right through our back AND front yard the other day!)

I was very tempted to call the number, screaming that an alligator is eating little bobby, and ask them to hurry here with their tranquilizer darts and see if they actually come. Here’s a closeup of the false advertisement:

Cya later alligator.