[Note: 05/14 2:13pm EST] - Duh. This was written last night, and I saved it in Wordpress so it would show up first thing this morning, but apparently I forgot to click “Publish”. Oh well….here’s some late news:

Greetings earthlings. Nasa is making some sort of announcement today at 1PM EST.

NASA to Announce Success of Long Galactic Hunt

WASHINGTON — NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.

Click that first link above for info on how you can listen to the press conference. My money is on an announcement that they’ve discovered a new moon orbiting around Star Jones. (I can make fat jokes, because I am currently a member of that very exclusive club!)