Hey folks. I don’t know how to sugar coat this, so I’ll just come out with it. I’ve just learned that the end of the world is fast approaching, and we are all certainly doomed.

Need proof? The dollar is crashing, we are in a recession, gas is $4 a gallon, and The New Kids on the Block are reuniting.

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Remember Marky Mark and the Sucky Funky Bunch, and how much they blew? Mark Wahlberg smartened up and started acting, earning tons of money and respect. I thought his”New Kid” brother Donnie was going the same route but MAN is this a step backwards for him. Who knows…maybe they will kick ass and I’ll be rocking out to their new album. Maybe I can even catch them live with M.C. Hammer opening for them. That would be way too legit.