So I was sitting on the couch, watching American Idol and I see a roll of duct tape nearby. I like American Idol, but it’s 2 hours long on Wednesday. I needed something to pass the time while listening to Simon insult people, and here’s what I ended up with:

It’s actually quite comfortable. I’m wearing it as I write this. My wife told me that she will divorce me if I wear it when we go out together, so I will have to wear it when she’s not around.

Here it is next to one of them expensive store bought varieties:

I was thinking of posting a picture of me with it on, but I’m afraid someone will photoshop my head onto the body of a goat. You will just have to imagine me wearing it. If you want to imagine me with a goat body I guess that’s OK too (you sick, sick bastard).