If you ask this lady, the answer is when you are in a pine box:

Grandma Stripper

I snapped this at the fabric store while I was with my wife this past weekend. This senior is still stripping AFTER 25 FREAKIN’ YEARS! I wonder what strip club in hell she dances at? If she’s still giving lap dances, I hope she remembers her Depends. This woman should NOT be stripping. She should be in the kitchen baking me cookies.