The wife and I spent the weekend at the movies. We saw The Invasion on Saturday. It was decent. I had no idea it was a remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers until the very end of the movie.
On Sunday, we saw Mr. Bean’s Holiday. I picked up a soda bigger than my head and a box of these for about $25 before we headed in:
Now, if you look closely at the box you should notice something about all of those little round bastards. None of them have eyes! Except of course for this mutant that I found inside:
Was this thing alive at one time? What the hell!? Is it supposed to be ET? The color certainly would fit. In case you never saw E.T., the little wrinkly dude ate Reese’s Pieces like they were going out of style. Could this be a sign that he is coming back to destroy our planet? It just has to be.
This guy will probably end up on eBay, because I need a new truck. If you want to get this now for your collection of mutant food products you better comment quickly. I’m expecting to get millions on eBay for this, but for you I can let it go for $500.