Just read an interesting article at msnbc.com.

According to the article, a bidet toilet from a Japan firm named “Toto” (woof) is being recalled for catching on fire.

The fire would have been just under your buttocks.
Toto company spokeswoman Emi Tanaka

Oh yeh…that’s all. Just flames under your ass. No biggie. Can’t be anything worse than your typical post Taco Bell bathroom visits.